Blackjack and hookers

First Lieutenant Posts : 80 Join date : 2009-09-19

You are inside Salvage Cinema, an old comedy film playing on its main screen. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Ugly paper Prudence (60HP), Alpha Squirrel (50HP), Fisthead (37HP), Bernard Mays (14HP) and kar98 (35HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted Eristef repaired this building! onto a wall.

There is a dead body here. It's offashortball.
You fire your pistol at offashortball for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

thank you kar

Subject: for our dear friend mr huntsman Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:05 am

[10:42:26] Karabiner98 has joined the chat on Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:42 am

[10:44:21] Delta Nitroxs LP : heyz

[10:44:54] Karabiner98 : deltaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[10:45:05] Delta Nitroxs LP : karrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[10:45:07] Delta Nitroxs LP : sup? :P

[10:45:39] August Lost has joined the chat on Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:45 am

[10:45:48] August Lost : hello

[10:45:50] Karabiner98 : augustttttttttttt

[10:46:07] August Lost : hi kar

[10:46:18] Karabiner98 : hows everyone doin

[10:46:25] August Lost : I have a situation

[10:47:03] Karabiner98 : whats the situration

[10:47:35] August Lost : I have fuel, no generator, and a target.

[10:47:47] Delta Nitroxs LP : where and who

[10:48:23] Delta Nitroxs LP : i have no fuel, generator, and no target

[10:48:24] Karabiner98 : what building are you in and what area

[10:48:31] Delta Nitroxs LP : lol

[10:48:36] August Lost : offashortball in salvage cinema

[10:49:02] August Lost : sparacklingbank

[10:49:28] Delta Nitroxs LP : O.o

[10:49:29] Delta Nitroxs LP : 2 secs

[10:49:58] Delta Nitroxs LP : O.o dont know it

[10:50:34] Karabiner98 : i am in spacklingbank in an auto shop i have a genny

[10:50:38] August Lost : I need a generator set up. I can fuel it and do the shooting.

[10:50:43] Delta Nitroxs LP : found it

[10:50:56] Delta Nitroxs LP : but...

[10:51:05] Delta Nitroxs LP : kar u know that this would be the second coordinated attack

[10:51:08] Delta Nitroxs LP : with august

[10:51:19] Delta Nitroxs LP : u know how paranoid are they

[10:51:37] Karabiner98 : yeah but they have to remeber we are a group and that is what groups do

[10:51:42] August Lost : who is paranoid?

[10:52:26] Delta Nitroxs LP : resentz

[10:52:26] August Lost : Should I shoot him in the Dark?

[10:52:32] Delta Nitroxs LP : hutsman specifically

[10:52:39] Delta Nitroxs LP : i have done so lol

[10:52:46] Delta Nitroxs LP : and killed 2 guys, but dont play with ur luck

[10:53:10] Karabiner98 : my head hurts

[10:53:25] August Lost : This is why I would like a generator set up

[10:54:01] Delta Nitroxs LP : hmm

[10:54:04] August Lost : kar. would you set one up for me?

[10:55:24] Delta Nitroxs LP : You hit Robbie the Rabbit with your toolbox for 2 damage. They drop to 58 HP.

[10:55:26] Delta Nitroxs LP : Very Happy

[10:55:35] August Lost : Well, maybe I could get him in the Dark

[10:56:42] Delta Nitroxs LP : give a try

[10:56:45] Delta Nitroxs LP : calculate chances

[10:57:24] Karabiner98 : lol robbie is josh clark delat

[10:58:11] Delta Nitroxs LP : i know lol

[10:58:42] Karabiner98 : i have the genny

[10:58:49] August Lost : kar you said you have a gene

[10:59:30] August Lost : would you set it up for me please Very Happy

[10:59:47] Karabiner98 : ok someone paste the chat

[10:59:48] August Lost : Salvage cinema

[11:01:13] August Lost : let me know when its set

[11:01:42] Karabiner98 : ok im in im gona set it up

[11:01:55] August Lost : Thank you

[11:03:39] Delta Nitroxs LP : i cant impr pant this page

[11:03:43] Delta Nitroxs LP : cuz im not on my pc

Subject: Re: Blackjack and hookers Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:40 pm

im just a little cornfused bout why the chat was posted. Can someone enlighten me?

Subject: Re: Blackjack and hookers Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:26 pm

basically kar wanted to have proofs that it was a coord. attack and not a zerging attack lol

Subject: Re: Blackjack and hookers Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:49 pm

http://iamscott.net/1269881277985.html

Subject: Re: Blackjack and hookers Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:52 am

You are inside the Billingham Hotel. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded.

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running low on fuel.

Somebody has spraypainted Join the Mad Craskers onto a wall.

There is a dead body here. It's MarcusFilby.

You fire your pistol at MarcusFilby for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

Possible actions:

You say "i donot appreciate the spraypaint that i am a cun. you need to grow up"
You say "get it right next time its bambi and dont forget it"

Subject: Re: Blackjack and hookers Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:57 am

You are inside the Coss Building. The building has been very heavily barricaded.

Somebody has spraypainted With Flap jax and zergers...Gambit! onto a wall.

There is a dead body here.
You swing the tree into Saint Gambi for 2 damage. They die.

Possible actions:

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Flap jax and zergers/Red rum, whats the difference.lol

First Lieutenant Posts : 56 Join date : 2009-09-28

You are inside St Boniface's Hospital, its lobby covered with quarantine posters. The floor is flecked with fresh blood. The building has been very heavily barricaded. Also here are Tarantulas14 (60HP), CeIebrity Hunter (50HP), Rebask (60HP), St Wilfrid (50HP), lola snow (60HP), CouponBaller (60HP), nunya beyotch (60HP), Randall Lynch (60HP), crotchpunter (60HP), Afanen (60HP), Ulysses Gold (60HP), Sammy Shenanigans (60HP) and more gore (50HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 26.06 MHz.

Somebody has spraypainted PEELS HERE onto a wall.

There is a dead body here. It's offashortball.
You fire your pistol at offashortball for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

Possible actions:

Subject: Re: Blackjack and hookers Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:23 am

nice one!

Lance Corporal Posts : 7 Join date : 2010-03-30

where do i go

Subject: Re: Blackjack and hookers Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:21 am

spaz a doodle wrote:: where do i go

We are in Pitneybank, Looking forward to seeing you there! Blackjack and hookers - Page 2 366603

First Lieutenant Posts : 80 Join date : 2009-09-19

You are inside Maggs Cinema, its auditorium in darkness. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Cpt Timbob, Avatorous, glasses mcloud, alwayzwrong, Sister Cubs, Capt Drop kick and Abe Brown.

There is a powered-down radio transmitter here.
Since your last turn:

A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the north. (23 hours and 42 minutes ago)
LORD MARDUK killed mein sohn with a fire axe. (23 hours and 21 minutes ago)
LORD MARDUK said "man you know the random chance generator hates you when you get hit by a fireaxe 12 times and killed in a dark building, fun you dawn patrol are fags..." (23 hours and 20 minutes ago)
LORD MARDUK said "maybe I'll take you up on that later alwayz, here you dropped this ::hands alwayz1 a giant crack rock:: to your health..." (23 hours and 18 minutes ago)
alwayz1 said "Yay MORE CRACK! mmmm The precious....ahhh what a hit. I can do anything with more crack! DO YOU HAVE MORE CRACK? I NEED MORE CRACK" (19 hours and 47 minutes ago)

Possible actions:

First Lieutenant Posts : 80 Join date : 2009-09-19

You are inside Baum Bank. The vault lies open, its contents either looted or transferred. The floor is flecked with dried blood. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Also here are Chuy (60HP), White Hamas (30HP), calender on Amber's Face (60HP) and goat hammer (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 26.70 MHz.

Somebody has spraypainted With Flap jax and zergers...Gambit! onto a wall.

There is a dead body here.
You fire your pistol at LORD MARDUK for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

Subject: Re: Blackjack and hookers Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:18 pm

You are inside Dowdney Mall. Trails of looted debris litter the floors and escalators. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are John Sansby (60HP), Bill Burlton (60HP), drakange (60HP), Peter Quincy Taggart (60HP), Mister Transistor (60HP), Godin (60HP), Mario Puzo (60HP), Alice Barbs (60HP), Peter Stringer (60HP), Cinerary (60HP), Bradford Smith (60HP), Bakaz (50HP), XGoatX (60HP), Josseppi1 (60HP), Brujo asesino (60HP), Kip Saunders (60HP), Garet Jaxx (60HP), BLusk (60HP), JR Gringo (60HP), Max Arturo (50HP), Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (50HP), HandEaterCarl (60HP), captainsammitch (60HP), crotchpunter (60HP) and Karloff Vandergriff (25HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 26.06 MHz.

Somebody has spraypainted Keep EHB onto a wall.

There is a dead body here.

You fire your shotgun at offashortball for 10 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 2 points of that damage. They die.

Possible actions:
You are inside St Emelia's Church. Splashes and prints of blood have dried on the walls. The building opens directly onto the street. Also here are Officer Tagger (43HP), Queen of Clubs (50HP) and Sexy Rexy Grossman (30HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted Indoor revive point: NO BARRICADES! onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here.

There are two dead bodies here. One of them smells strange.

You fire your pistol at Sir James Frazer for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

Possible actions:You say " get yourself an egg and beat it"

First Lieutenant Posts : 56 Join date : 2009-09-28

You are inside a junkyard. A hole in the fencing has been extremely heavily barricaded.

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

There is a dead body here. It's Mobile Phone.
You fire your pistol at Mobile Phone for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

wow we kicked ass

Subject: Re: Blackjack and hookers Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:05 am

You are inside Maggs Cinema, its auditorium in darkness. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are glasses mcloud, alwayzwrong, Sister Cubs, Capt Drop kick, Cpt Timbob and pure girl.

There is a powered-down radio transmitter here.
Since your last turn:

The lights went out in Baum Bank. (yesterday)
The lights came on inside Boxall Road Fire Station. (yesterday)
A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the north. (yesterday)
LORD MARDUK hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (yesterday) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
You were killed by LORD MARDUK. (yesterday)

.........Well ok then

Subject: Re: Blackjack and hookers Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:30 am

You are inside Sawday Bank. The vault lies open, its contents either looted or transferred. The floor is flecked with dried blood. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Prudence Smely paper (60HP), gaybait (60HP) and 20m813 (55HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted Join Dawn Patrol https://goathammer.forumotion.com/ onto a wall.

There is a dead body here.

You fire your pistol at Ripper Snapper for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

First Lieutenant Posts : 56 Join date : 2009-09-28

You are inside Braker Cinema, its auditorium in darkness. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The building has been very heavily barricaded. Also here are Psuaklio Muka, Armado DeSantos and goat hammer.
You fire your pistol at offashortball for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

Possible actions:

Subject: Re: Blackjack and hookers Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:54 pm

You are inside the Sweatman Motel. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are DARK WARLORD (60HP), Prelude to Agony (60HP), Vladimir von Pumpkin (60HP), Professor Fate (50HP), Pete Frampton (35HP) and Mad Benji (46HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

Somebody has spraypainted Reality vs. Fantasy - The Epic Challenge onto a wall.

There is a dead body here. It's Mobile Phone.
You fire your pistol at Mobile Phone for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

There is a dead body here. It's Mobile Phone.
You say "Beep Beep!! your minutes expired

Subject: Re: Blackjack and hookers Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:34 am

You are inside Club Humphries, in the near-darkness of the main dancefloor. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Soozie, hardcoreFAKing, Prudense, Area51T, The Ambulance Driver and Holmgard.
Since your last turn:

hardcoreFAKing hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (21 hours and 23 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
A flare was fired 12 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the south. (6 hours and 47 minutes ago)
The Ambulance Driver said "hi there prudense. how's the cheating going?" (5 hours and 43 minutes ago)

nice kills everyone! would someone please go to gibsonton and kill this guy?
hardcorefaking

You are inside Club Storer. Coloured spotlights highlight an empty stage, and distorted music echoes over the speakers. Splashes and prints of blood have dried on the walls. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Also here are Ugly paper Prudence (60HP), Fred Ledger (50HP), Mike Pariah (60HP), hardcoreFAKing (45HP) and Sir Topham Hatt (52HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted Join Dawn Patrol https://goathammer.forumotion.com/ onto a wall.
Since your last turn:

Sir Topham Hatt installed a generator in the building. (1 minute ago)
Sir Topham Hatt refuelled the generator. (59 seconds ago)
Sir Topham Hatt hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (35 seconds ago) ...and again. (30 seconds ago) ...and again. (10 seconds ago) ...and again. (8 seconds ago)
You were killed by Sir Topham Hatt. (8 seconds ago)

You are dead.

also this clown. Sir topham hat

Lance Corporal Posts : 7 Join date : 2010-03-30

consider it done goathammer i will see what i can do

Lance Corporal Posts : 7 Join date : 2010-03-30

sorry goat i got him down to 8 but hes about dead if someone else can go in

First Lieutenant Posts : 80 Join date : 2009-09-19

You are inside Cary Bank. The vault lies open, its contents either looted or transferred. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are HerrDoktorJones, Prudence Sux My dream, Corporal Bastard, The Duke of N Y and sebff1.
You attack hardcoreFAKing for 3 damage. They die.

Possible actions:

he attacked me too

You are inside Salvage Cinema, its auditorium in darkness. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The building has been heavily barricaded.
Since your last turn:

The lights came on inside Club Storer. (1 hour and 2 minutes ago)
Sir Topham Hatt shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (58 minutes ago) ...and again

Subject: Re: Blackjack and hookers Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:24 pm

You are inside Warren Bank. The vault lies open, its contents either looted or transferred. Fresh splashes and prints of dried blood are smeared across the wall. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are rerun jones (60HP) and zombiedodger (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted mein sohn - we left you alone. act up and die onto a wall.
Since your last turn:
The lights went out in Burchall Cinema. (yesterday)
The lights went out in Club Hesse. (20 hours and 30 minutes ago)
dead friend hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (16 hours and 13 minutes ago) ...and again.
The lights came on inside Club Hesse. (14 hours and 45 minutes ago)
catwithoneleg refuelled the generator. (14 hours and 45 minutes ago)
The Ambulance Driver killed everydaybob with a shotgun. (14 hours and 39 minutes ago)
Dusk Rawling shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (9 hours and 48 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
Dusk Rawling said "A Dawn Patrol zerg. How quaint." (9 hours and 47 minutes ago)
Dusk Rawling shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (9 hours and 47 minutes ago)
You were killed by Dusk Rawling. (9 hours and 47 minutes ago)

hahaha, i see I have a fan club!!

Subject: Re: Blackjack and hookers Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:13 am

http://iamscott.net/1270267890588.html

yet we are considered the zergs