Team Xtreme weenies

Mein, you asked for it you got it

Goodnight sweet prince

You are inside Land Bank. The vault lies open, its contents either looted or transferred. The floor is flecked with fresh blood. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are VlaDsaN (60HP), Gilbert Horal (28HP), heathen at frightfan (49HP), Your Own Guilt (50HP), Saint Giambi (34HP) and goat hammer (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted Team Xtreme is awesome. Know this and be judged! onto a wall.

There is a dead body here. It's barzarkahr.

You fire your pistol at barzarkahr for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

Possible actions:

Noddy wrote:

Mein, you asked for it you got it

Goodnight sweet prince

NIIIIICCCCE

SWEET. you got barzarkahr.

so is that some kind of berzerker with a speach impediment?

I can't find a thing I'm in Dartside and welcome to DP puddleofaids.

# Ciscokitty shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (exactly 2 hours ago)
# Lawton Salisburry installed a generator in the building. (exactly 2 hours ago)
# Ciscokitty refuelled the generator. (exactly 2 hours ago)
# The lights came on inside Robins Cinema. (exactly 2 hours ago)
# Lawton Salisburry hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (1 hour and 59 minutes ago) ...and again.
# Ciscokitty shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (1 hour and 59 minutes ago)
# Lawton Salisburry hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (1 hour and 59 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
# Ciscokitty shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (1 hour and 59 minutes ago)
# Lawton Salisburry hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (1 hour and 59 minutes ago)
# Ciscokitty shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (1 hour and 59 minutes ago)
# Lawton Salisburry hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (1 hour and 59 minutes ago)
# Ciscokitty shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (1 hour and 59 minutes ago)
# Lawton Salisburry hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (1 hour and 59 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 58 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 58 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 58 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 58 minutes ago)
# Ciscokitty said "goat hammer! http://ud-malton.info/rg/i/1221708 Time to see the light ;)" (1 hour and 58 minutes ago)
# Ciscokitty shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (1 hour and 58 minutes ago)
# You were killed by Ciscokitty. (1 hour and 58 minutes ago)
# WeeDigger dumped your bo

all together, ex saints and friends, please be sure to target as well!

You are inside the Beckley Hotel. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Amach (60HP), Halo Chief (60HP) and whaigwood (37HP).

Somebody has spraypainted Podman is a PKer, DNR, KOS onto a wall.

There is a dead body here. It's WeeDigger.

You fire your shotgun at WeeDigger for 10 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 2 points of that damage. They die.

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You are inside Robins Cinema, a flickering horror film playing on its main screen. Fresh splashes and prints of dried blood are smeared across the wall. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are waterguardian (60HP), mldhoc (60HP) and calista griffen (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted Kill PKer PluckeyKerosine (id=1519143) on sight onto a wall.

There is a dead body here. It's barzarkahr.
You fire your pistol at barzarkahr for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

another one bites the dust hey hey

keep up the great work everyone! I'll get those links updated soon, If I forget, someone send me a reminder

You are lying outside Gummer Bank, an imposing metal-and-glass building which has partially collapsed. The building has been very heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.

Lights are on inside.

Somebody has spraypainted Alive inside...ZEDS GET LOST... onto a wall.
Since your last turn:

A flare was fired 10 blocks to the west and 7 blocks to the north. (9 hours and 43 minutes ago)
Josh Clark said "Underneath the cloak of night Without a dagger in sight It's just the wind and the blades of samurais Waitin for the sun to come upTo watch the battle begin The heads has kept his trophies in the warriors' den" (7 hours and 14 minutes ago)
Josh Clark said "And souls descend and destroy the sick and weary And become elements of the Chaos Theory. Behind enemy lines it's about time for you and your empire to die!" (7 hours and 12 minutes ago)
Josh Clark installed a generator in the building. (7 hours and 12 minutes ago)
Josh Clark refuelled the generator. (7 hours and 12 minutes ago)
The lights came on inside Gummer Bank. (7 hours and 12 minutes ago)
Josh Clark fired a flare gun at you for 12 damage. (7 hours and 11 minutes ago)
Josh Clark shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (7 hours and 11 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
Josh Clark said "Team XBob will always be better than Fail Patrol. http://tinyurl.com/ycn2suu" (7 hours and 10 minutes ago)
A flare was fired 8 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (7 hours and 10 minutes ago)
Josh Clark shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (7 hours and 9 minutes ago)
Josh Clark stabbed you with a knife for 2 damage. (7 hours and 8 minutes ago)
You were killed by Josh Clark. (7 hours and 8 minutes ago)
The lights came on inside Healy Drive Fire Station. (6 hours and 42 minutes ago)
John Wayne Morris dumped your body out onto the street. (4 hours and 19 minutes ago)
You heard a loud and distant groaning 6 blocks to the west and 3 blocks to the south. (1 hour and 56 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 27 minutes ago) ...and

You say "oh look, its the retarted policemen of malton"

You are inside Club Penfold. Coloured spotlights highlight an empty stage, and distorted music echoes over the speakers. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are YourLordAndSavior (50HP), Sgt Soze (60HP), Napolian Dynamite (60HP), jim331 (60HP), Aggathax (60HP), Dr Baum (60HP), Uxia Cambarro (60HP), Darth Vapor (60HP), giash (60HP), Dr Clap (60HP), Jaimy (50HP), Spike of Dojima (60HP), Strong Force (60HP), Strong Word (60HP), Spimarov (60HP), Andy Bauer (60HP), Spadoinkal (60HP), Mitohiro (50HP), Dr Kenneth Noiswater (60HP), Afroskull (60HP), Horrifica (60HP), Srgt Fubar (60HP), SpectralHeart (60HP) and Jake Dalton (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.99 MHz. Red, green and white Christmas lights decorate the room. The stage has been decorated with a stuffed eagle, a cubist sculpture, a torn painting, a historical tapestry, a stuffed crocodile, a stuffed bear and six carved pumpkins.

Somebody has spraypainted ill-rated 805 onto a wall.

There is a dead body here. It's barzarkahr.
You fire your pistol at barzarkahr for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

There is a dead body here. It's barzarkahr.
You say "*pees on barzarkers head*"

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nice job mein...

You are lying outside Club Wricht, a derelict yellow-stone building with smoke drifting from its roof. The building has been heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.

Somebody has spraypainted lol, guthrom is gay onto a wall.

There is a dead body here.
Since your last turn:

You heard a loud and low groaning 1 block to the west. (18 hours and 4 minutes ago) ...and again.
You heard a low and muffled groaning 1 block to the west. (18 hours and 4 minutes ago)
You heard a loud and low groaning 1 block to the west. (17 hours and 32 minutes ago)
A flare was fired 6 blocks to the south. (12 hours and 2 minutes ago)
The lights came on inside St Joseph's Hospital. (10 hours and 44 minutes ago)
Turbo Tech installed a generator in the building. (10 hours and 15 minutes ago)
Turbo Tech refuelled the generator. (10 hours and 15 minutes ago)
The lights came on inside Club Wricht. (10 hours and 15 minutes ago)
Ryan Lynch shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (10 hours and 7 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
Ryan Lynch said "Honestly, I can see why you got a bit annoyed with BHers. Some of our guys kill without taking the time to see who their killing and why. Hell, I used to be one of those guys, but that was quite some time ago. We're not all like that though." (10 hours and 7 minutes ago)
Ryan Lynch said "Some of us at least tolerate vigilantes and avoid killing them. Deciding to take on BHers as well as PKers probably wasn't your best idea then, because now both sides will be after you. http://ud-malton.info/rg/i/1221708. Good day." (10 hours and 7 minutes ago)
Ryan Lynch shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (10 hours and 6 minutes ago)
You were killed by Ryan Lynch. (10 hours and 6 minutes ago)
Ryan Lynch dumped your body out onto the street. (10 hours and 5 minutes ago)
A flare was fired 5 blocks


Ryan Lynch

Turbo Tech<---looks too close for comfort there,,may be involved...if your bored please kill for the heck of it!!

best part of this game is that EVERYONE IS A PKER/BH./SURVIVOR.

best part of this team is that we kill EVERYONE that is a PKER/BH/SURVIVOR

and we have fun doing it.

carry on my friends.

Well stated my friend!

You are inside Turland Bank. The vault lies open, its contents either looted or transferred. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here is Dubious Delinquent (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. The lobby has been decorated with an impressionist sculpture.

Somebody has spraypainted http://tinyurl.com/yd3qkf8 Fail Patrol! onto a wall.

There is a dead body here. It's Ryan Lynch.
You swing the tree into Ryan Lynch for 2 damage. They die.

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You are inside Bennet Cinema, a foreign romance film playing on its main screen. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Brave Apollo (50HP), Didgeri (55HP), Zeiren (60HP), Raspberries (47HP), The Mighty Haggis (60HP), Thomas Taguchi (60HP), samfibian2 (60HP) and Filthnails (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. A recently-cut fir tree has been propped up in a crude stand, and decorated with red lights. The lobby has been decorated with a length of tinsel.

Somebody has spraypainted Goathammer's mom was here- I can testify to that! onto a wall.

There is a dead body here. It's barzarkahr.
You fire your pistol at barzarkahr for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

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You are inside Horton Towers. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here is ArbitraryGuy (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

Somebody has spraypainted http://ud-malton.info/Rogues_Gallery.cgi onto a wall.

There is a dead body here.
You attack WeeDigger for 3 damage. They die.

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You are inside Gummer Bank. The vault lies open, its contents either looted or transferred. The building has been very heavily barricaded.

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted http://tinyurl.com/y8qfaxa Silly Fail Patrol! onto a wall.

There is a dead body here. It's Lawton Salisburry.
You fire your pistol at Lawton Salisburry for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

You are inside St Etheldreda's Church. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Thundershrew (45HP), John Dagger (60HP) and Sotnas (50HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

Somebody has spraypainted Safe House, DO NOT LET ZOMBIES GAIN ACCES!! onto a wall.

There is a dead body here. It's Ryan Lynch.

You fire your pistol at Ryan Lynch for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

Possible actions:

* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 14 blocks to the south. (8 hours and 22 minutes ago)
* puddleofaids said "ahhh. it is finally our dawns building. they are all such rif raf" (7 hours and 21 minutes ago)
* puddleofaids said "I searched most of Greentown; couldn't find any targets. did pick up two faks. let me know if you need a heal." (7 hours and 11 minutes ago)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east. (5 hours and 40 minutes ago)
* Lawton Salisburry installed a generator in the building. (3 hours and 22 minutes ago)
* Lawton Salisburry refuelled the generator. (3 hours and 22 minutes ago)
* The lights came on inside Club Antell. (3 hours and 22 minutes ago)
* Lawton Salisburry hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (3 hours and 22 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
* WeeDigger shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (3 hours and 21 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 20 minutes ago)
* WeeDigger shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (3 hours and 20 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 19 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 19 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 19 minutes ago)
* WeeDigger said "kar98 it has come to this? Hiding in a puddle of your own zerglings.I would feel pity but you have none for anyone else. Criminal it is." (3 hours and 17 minutes ago)
* WeeDigger shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (3 hours and 16 minutes ago)
* You were killed by WeeDigger. (3 hours and 16 minutes ago)
* WeeDigger dumped your body out onto the street. (3 hours and 15 minutes ago)
* You heard a loud and distant groaning 4 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the north. (3 hours and 5 minutes ago) ...and again.
* The lights went out in Club Antell. (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

You are dead.

You are inside St Sixtus's Church. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Filthnails (60HP) and Bootsy funk (60HP).

Somebody has spraypainted A l4d Tank,he grabs you and smashes you onto a wall.

There is a dead body here. It's Lawton Salisburry.

You fire your pistol at Lawton Salisburry for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

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wait... kar... u didnt take a pic of when they killed u? >.> we could use that cuz it looks like zerging

here you go kar. wish i was logged in when they hit.

delta, we can't be certain they are zerging since we run hits like this as well...The last time we said something about a group zerging, Kar and I ended up on the zerg list!

yeah, but they cant say the same about me :P

also, my IP is different than almost any IP in UD cuz chilean IPs are not common :P

i would give a try

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1565843 lol dirtyfred this guy knocked me down to 5 then chased me all over, he is a kos